The Equipment

Janet and Sam pushed Machello's machine down the hall. Sergeant Siler passed them on their way into the storage room. Janet watched him walking away.

"What?" Sam said, not liking her expression.

Janet's eyebrows went up. "This is how you should have done it: You swap bodies with Jack, then Daniel with Teal'c, then you - your body - with Teal'c's, then Jack and Daniel, then you and Machello and finally you and Daniel."

Sam dropped a plastic tarp over the hazardous machinery. "That's two more switches than it took me."

"But you could have tried on the equipment."

Sam blushed.