The Discontinuous Generation is dedicated to the worst Trek series to date: Enterprise. While Jemima had no intention of writing Enterprise fan fiction, she felt the series needed some acknowledgement, if only as the evilest of the Evil Twins' projects.
Famous last words... I did write an ENT drabble, as part of the Empty Shell series:
Full Shell (drabble, challenge, 4k) 5/03
ASC Awards 2003 second place for ENT General Drabbles
Reed: I don't like the looks of this transporter thing. What
if it malfunctions? It could fuse people or super-age them or split
them in two....
Mayweather: Well, you have to compare that to the other modes of travel, such as hurling yourself naked through the vacuum. Or flying in a shuttle with Chakotay.
Reed: Ouch! Point taken.
Chakotay: I can't believe this. It's not even my show anymore, and I still can't escape the ridicule....
Mayweather: It's your destiny, Pinocchio. Just accept it.
Five Minute "Broken Bow" by Zeke
Enterprise Starlog: Record. Pause. Record. Pause. Record. Pause.
Computer: Will you cut that out?
Five Minute "Fight or Flight" by Zeke
Cutler: That there is a darn fine planet. It looks like the
ones from 'Shore Leave,' 'This Side of Paradise,' 'Resolutions,' and
'The Galileo Seven' all rolled into one.
Novakovich: Did you say "planet" or "plot"?
Cutler: Doesn't matter.
Five Minute "Strange New World" by Zeke
Archer: How've you been, Reed?
Reed: Great. I've founded the Terra Nova chapter of the NRA.
Akary: Awwww, you're leaving? What will we ever do without you?
Reed: You'll be fine. Just remember our motto.
Akary: "Guns don't kill Novans -- humans kill Novans!"
Reed: Good man.
Five Minute "Terra Nova" by Zeke