Season: season 7
Series: Stargate SG-1
A drabble coda to "Inauguration." Since everyone was phoning it in this episode, I figured I'd phone it in too with a bit of poetic parody. Profuse apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
No dough, no foul.
How does Kinsey hate the SGC? Let me count the ways.
He hates the aliens; he hates the humans.
He hates them when they rescue team members; he hates them when they lose team members. (He also hates resurrected team members.)
He hates them for bringing home alien technology; he hates them for not bringing it home.
He hates them because the Goa'uld will invade; he hates them for heading off Goa'uld invasions.
He hates them in the name of his god; he hates them for fighting false gods.
Oh, how he hates them, even when they're not there.