By Jemima Pereira (
Fic series: Stargate by Drabbles
© April 2004
Rating: G
Season: season 7
Series: Stargate SG-1

A drabble coda to "Inauguration." Since everyone was phoning it in this episode, I figured I'd phone it in too with a bit of poetic parody. Profuse apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

No dough, no foul.

Thanks to Jerie for making it possible.

How does Kinsey hate the SGC? Let me count the ways.

He hates the aliens; he hates the humans.

He hates them when they rescue team members; he hates them when they lose team members. (He also hates resurrected team members.)

He hates them for bringing home alien technology; he hates them for not bringing it home.

He hates them because the Goa'uld will invade; he hates them for heading off Goa'uld invasions.

He hates them in the name of his god; he hates them for fighting false gods.

Oh, how he hates them, even when they're not there.