By Jemima Pereira (webmaster@jemimap.cjb.net)
© July 2003
Codes: J&P, filk
Episodes: Night, Bride of Chaotica!
Rating: PG
Series: Star Trek: Voyager

A filk of the Beatles' "Paperback Writer."

This parody of "Paperback Writer" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney is protected as such by the copyright laws of the United States of America.

Dear Captain Janeway, where've you been all Night?
I know it's dark out there; do you feel alright?
The crew's getting worried - we all need a break
I was bored to death, so I programmed me a holodeck hero
Holodeck hero

It's a silly program 'bout a silly man
And my Klingon babe doesn't understand
My best friend's bucking for a second pip
It's a long long trip so he helps me be a holodeck hero
Holodeck hero

Holodeck hero

It's got twenty chapters, give or take a few
I can whip up more in a shift or two -
See the Mines of Merc'ry, visit Planet X,
Don a rocketpack - don't you want to be a holodeck hero?
Holodeck hero

When you're feeling naughty you can play the Queen
She's the campiest vixen that you've ever seen
If there's any trouble use the pheremones,
Save the universe - you were born to be a holodeck hero
Holodeck hero

Holodeck hero

Holodeck hero, holodeck hero
Holodeck hero, holodeck hero
Holodeck hero, holodeck hero
Holodeck hero, holodeck hero

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