I’m not actually from Boston; I just live here. I’m from Lizzie Borden territory, and on my way back from Southeastern Massachusetts today I stopped by the Lizzie Borden B&B and Museum for the half-hour tour.
It was a little pricey, but I found out a few things I’d either forgotten or never known. Does everyone know the words to Lizzie Borden took an axe? I always think of it as a local crime, but it was the crime of its century, and the sort of people who appreciate axe murderers come from all over the world to spend a night in the house, possibly in the very room, where Lizzie allegedly solved her inheritance problems.
Her father was a real piece of work, and though no one deserves ten whacks to the head with a axe, he came close. His wife, Lizzie’s stepmother, got eighteen, more passionate, whacks - or perhaps she had a softer head. So the children’s poem suffers from significant whack-inflation.
You’ll never find yourself in Fall River unless you’re on your way to Cape Cod on I-195, in which case it’s highly unlikely you’ll be there at a time the house is open (11:00am - 2:30pm daily in the summer, similar hours on weekends in spring and fall), or be willing to spot $7.50 a head for this glimpse into local history. The house is right across from the bus terminal, not that they mention that on the B&B flyer.