Happy Birthday to Veronica

Today is my lovely sister Veronica’s nth birthday, and she’s feeling blue. Literally. Here’s her story in her own words:

Last night I started to do my nails; I was shaking the bottle of nail polish
and tapping it against the palm of my hand when the bottle broke.

Did I mention that it was a full bottle, of blue polish, and of the
Jet-Set-Dries-in-1-minute variety?

So blue nail polish flies everywhere, on the couch, on my yummy sushi pajamas and
all over my hands (full bottle remember). So I run to the bathroom and throw
the whole mess in the sink (still blue by the way, can’t wait until the
landlord sees that!) and try and wash the polish off my hands. Some of it
comes off but unfortunately, being Jet-Set polish - it set.

I looked like I killed a Smurf.

It took me almost 2 hours, a full bottle of nail polish remover and most of
Joannie’s cottonballs to get it off my hands. And I missed a few spots - so
today, I have blue freckles.

Hope your night was better than mine!

Strangely enough, when I put Veronica’s name into the Smurf Name Generator, it returned “Killdozer Smurf.” How did they know? For even more smurfy fun, Smurf the Web!

2 Responses to “Happy Birthday to Veronica”

  1. liz Says:

    That’s the Best Story Ever.

  2. Seema Says:

    I agree. Happy birthday to Veronica.