Holodeck Hero
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Filk: Holodeck Hero Author: Jemima Original: "Paperback Writer" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Dear Captain Janeway, where've you been all Night? I know it's dark out there; do you feel alright? The crew's getting worried - we all need a break I was bored to death, so I programmed me a holodeck hero Holodeck hero It's a silly program 'bout a silly man And my Klingon babe doesn't understand My best friend's bucking for a second pip It's a long long trip so he helps me be a holodeck hero Holodeck hero Holodeck hero It's got twenty chapters, give or take a few I can whip up more in a shift or two - See the Mines of Merc'ry, visit Planet X, Don a rocketpack - don't you want to be a holodeck hero? Holodeck hero When you're feeling naughty you can play the Queen She's the campiest vixen that you've ever seen If there's any trouble use the pheremones, Save the universe - you were born to be a holodeck hero Holodeck hero Holodeck hero Holodeck hero, holodeck hero Holodeck hero, holodeck hero Holodeck hero, holodeck hero Holodeck hero, holodeck hero [fade out]
July 8th, 2003 at 12:21 am
That is brilliant and hilarious and all things lovely. Yay for filk!
July 9th, 2003 at 3:01 pm
Thanks, Sara! May the filk be with you…