The New Rules

For Seema, who broke #2 and reminded me about #6:

  1. Don’t live below sea level.
  2. Don’t live on a flood plain.
  3. Don’t live with poultry. (a.k.a. Don’t kiss the chickens.)
  4. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  5. Doctors are never single.
  6. If you can’t remember the last time you changed the sheets, it’s time to change the sheets.

One Response to “The New Rules”

  1. Seema Gupta Says:

    I need to change my sheets… but I’m too sleepy!