Iron Chef: Human
I was downloading some of Tom Smith’s free filks—I especially like “Callisto”—when I stumbled across his (text-only) Iron Chef parody, Iron Chef Human:
OTA: For the past few minutes, Dr. Lecter has been simmering a broth with parsley, sage, and rosemary, probably for a marinade or infusion of some sort and possibly to set up a really bad Simon & Garfunkel pun, while his personal assistant has been making steamed meatballs.