Archive for September, 2008
This one’s for Seema… Sarah Palin Facts: Little-Known Facts About the Alaska Governor. Here are some samples:
- Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
- Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
- Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
- Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
- Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.