If P Then Q

June 5th, 2002

Lori linked the
Partial
Logic Test
. I got all the questions right and wondered why they were
all the same question. I guess it explains a lot about the world that 75-80% of
people can’t follow conditional statements. I shouldn’t be surprised when I say
if P then Q and everyone blows up at me because they think I
said if Q then P.

A quote from the explanation you get after you take the test
(no cheating, please!):

One of the most interesting things about this
phenomenon is that even when the correct answer is pointed out, people feel
resistance to it.

There are a number of important implications of the fact that we tend to be
bad at the Wason selection task (and indeed, other similar tasks, e.g., the
conjunction problem). One has to do with the notion of justified belief. If a
belief is recognised to be based on defective reasoning, then to continue to
believe it is not justified. But if we systematically, and unconsciously, reason
badly, then the extent to which reason actually acts as a constraint on belief
is a moot point.

The more I think about this, the more depressing it is. It would make a
good sci-fi story, though - something along the lines of Forever
Peace
, except the thing killing intelligent species would be sheer
irrationality, rather than primitive aggression.

Filk a Filk

June 4th, 2002

It hasn’t been ten minutes since I threatened to do this on ASC, and here it is:

Title:    Filk, Filk a Filk
Original: "Sing, Sing a Song"
Disclaimer:  Lyrics and music of "Sing, Sing a Song" are by Joe Raposo.  This parody is protected as such by the copyright laws of the United States of America.

*****

Filk, filk a filk
Filk it proud
Filk it long
Filk of science not faith
Filk of species not race.

Filk, filk a filk
Make a rondel to last
The whole night long
Don't worry that it won't rhyme enough for anyone else to bear
Just filk, filk a filk.

Filk, filk a filk
Let the stars filk along
Filk of futures to be
Filk of Adam and Eve.

Filk, filk a filk
Make a rondel to last
The whole night long
Don't worry that it won't rhyme enough for anyone else to bear
Just filk, filk a filk.

Plus, a blogsticker from the blogsticker factory: Textual Snaper

Quizzles

June 4th, 2002

I’ve been surfing blog quizzes in search of the perfect script
for Liz’s
evil plan
. (That link will expire, but the permalink wasn’t working.) First
I checked all the quizzes in my quiz category;
which led me to The
What Should Your New Year’s Resolution Be? Quiz
. If you view the source,
you’ll see it’s based on javascript.

I’d rather Perl, so I continued my quest, taking the occasional quiz along the way:




HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="manila">
You are a very conservative and introverted person.
You live in your own world and you’re not very easy to approach.

Which Blogging Tool Are
You?

That one was javascript. In the following one, the whole page was
generated by a perl script.



take
free enneagram test

I finally found an actual script:
Quizmaster,
which looks like more than I need.

Clone Quiz

June 3rd, 2002

The fanfic list is in a
previous
post
.


Which Episode II character are you?

Probably the greatest Jedi Knight of all. Like Obi Wan, you are wise and keep your feet on the ground at all times. You will not be outsmarted by anyone. You are always faithful to your friends. Be careful though, danger lurks around every corner - you could even be betrayed by those closest to you.

Orson Scott Card

June 3rd, 2002

This is the inaugural entry in my new sci-fi category, for the moment. Eventually, my other blog will get imported into MT and there will be plenty of back-entries on the topic. I’ve learned a lot from fandom, and one of the most important lessons is never let your real opinions slip out. But I’ve already alienated everyone who wanted to be alienated in fandom - an unintentional slash-and-burn, but a useful one nonetheless - so I can move the other blog here without any major worries that David Brin will hate me forever for my personal opinion of his fiction.

I went shoe-shopping yesterday, and, as usual, found no shoes. I came home with a bag full of used and remaindered books, though. You should have seen the one that got away… One of the ones that got away was a new anthology by Orson Scott Card, of the best stories of the century. I glanced through the table of contents and was pleased to see my favorite short story in there: “Dark they were, and golden-eyed,” by Ray Bradbury.

I wandered over to OSC’s page today to track down the title of the anthology, but I was distracted from my quest by his Open Letter
to fellow Mormons about whether he plagiarised the Book of Mormon for one of his novels. There are bits of the letter that are rather interesting, especially the part about science fiction being the only practical method of discussing moral and cosmological issues across the gulf between worldviews. He seems like quite an interesting guy. I had no idea he was a Mormon, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

For reader convenience, here are some (non-contiguous) quotes from OSC’s open letter:

You cannot plagiarize history.

[…] I nevertheless had in mind one of Milton’s goals: To make the central defining myth of my own people available to those who do not believe it as scripture but might nevertheless respond to it as story.

You don’t have to know the Book of Mormon to read The Memory of Earth, because if fiction works at all, it works as a story in itself without the reader resorting to specific knowledge of other literature.

Indeed, I believe that speculative fiction is the one literary tradition available today to writers who would like to deal seriously with great moral, religious, cosmological, and eschatalogical issues without confining themselves to members of a particular religious group. That is, if I want to write about the end of the world, and I do it in a specifically LDS context, then I will only be able to speak to other Latter-day Saints because my work, avowedly religious and tied to just one religion, could only be published within and for the LDS community. But when I deal with such issues in the context of science fiction or fantasy, the issue of belief is sidestepped and the ideas can be developed as thought experiments which a much wider audience can take part in, so that my speculations and explorations can be shared with and responded to by a much wider spectrum. Stupid people don’t read science fiction, and few closed- minded ones either, with the result that by writing stories dealing with issues that I care about and believe in, I can get a much more serious reception from the science fiction community than I would ever get were I treating such issues in the so-called “mainstream.”

In short, while never overtly talking about religion at all, I can deal with religious, theological, and moral issues with greater clarity in science fiction than anywhere else, precisely because science fiction allows the writer to set these issues at one remove, freeing writer and reader from biases and issues relating to particular religions or philosophies in the present world.

You can read the original Ender’s Game on OSC’s page. And don’t click on the “More” link below unless you’re ready for a slam from a Big Name Writer. (Don’t make me say I told you so…)

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Favorite Fanfics: The Movie

May 30th, 2002

This is the list of fanfic favorites from the message board
post mentioned in my previous entry, reproduced here at Jemima’s Trek
with Shelley’s permission. It represents the opinions of a
sample of Voyager fans and so may be flawed. (I would say it’s on the
overly inclusive side for the purpose.) Many thanks to Jade and Anna
for tracking down links, but a couple are still missing:
if anyone knows where I can find Amanda Darling or Deborah Wells, please href="mailto:webmaster@jemimap.cjb.net">email me.

Boadicea Tea Dance
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/B50.html

L. R. Bowen The Cardassian Mask
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/lrbowen/cmpage.htm

Carolyn Carey Yesterday’s Terrors and unfinished sequel, The Evil that Breeds Within
http://members.aol.com/SfleetHQ/Yesterdays_Terrors.htm
http://members.aol.com/SfleetHQ/YTSequel.html

Cheile Fields of Gold
http://members.tripod.com/~cheile/fields-gold.txt

Claudia Gifts Trilogy
http://www.claudias.org/jc/Gifts.htm

Lynda Cooper & ML The Return
http://members.tripod.com/~Winkiebug/Return.html

D’Alaire Irremission (P/T)
http://dalaire.tripod.com/Prose/ire_remembrance.htm

A. Darling History Lessons
no link available

Gamine Voices in the Dark
http://members.aol.com/gamine1999/gentlerain1.html

Ghostie Always
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/always.htm

Gill Hoyle Does He?
http://www.beesknees.clara.net/inhiskiss.htm

Gilly Hoyle Cognac and Firelight
http://www.beesknees.clara.net/cognac.htm

Jemima Lurking
http://jemimap.freeshell.org/voy/fic/short/lurking.html

Jemima The Museum series (entire cast, some J/C)
http://jemimap.freeshell.org/voy/fic/museum/

Jenn In the Space of Seven Days (non J/C)
http://www.geocities.com/seperis/voyager/sevendays.html

Jinny Little Blue World
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/jinny/little_blue_world/little_blue_world.html

Kadith Brianne Trilogy
http://kadithsweyr.tripod.com/brianne.htm

Karma Karma’s Series
http://www.karma.neutronic.co.uk/ff1.html

Kat Lady When Home is Where the Hurt Is
http://www.kathrynjaneway2000.com/WhenHomeIsWhereTheHurtIs1.html

Kelly Needs (J/Ka)
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Kelly/needs1.html

D. A. Kent Going Home
http://home.snafu.de/sylvia.kloessing/debra/goinghome.html

Kerry Conduct Unbecoming an Officer
http://kerryw.50megs.com/conduct1.html

Kira The Long Road Home
Separations http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552264

Awakenings http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552293

Paradise Lost http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552319

Epilogue http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=582029

KJ Breadth of Love
http://koffeeklub.net/kj/ncstories/BREADTH.html

KJ The Wisdom of her Years
http://koffeeklub.net/kj/ncstories/WISDOM.html

Lady Chakotay Mud in Your Eye
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=292446

Macedon & Otterskin Talking Stick/Circle series
http://members.aol.com/MacedonPg/index.html

Michelle Masterson Contrition
http://appelsini.tripod.com/michele/contrition.html

Michelle Masterson The Spoils of Battle
http://appelsini.tripod.com/michele/spoils.html

monkee Finding Peace
http://members.tripod.com/~jetcmonkee/finding_peace.htm

monkee Not Simple Comfort
http://members.tripod.com/~jetcmonkee/not_simple_comfort.htm

Jan Monroe Little Boy Found
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/4352/kidtommy.htm

Andrea Montoute Identity Crisis
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/3764/identity.html

Cheryl E. Moore The Challenge and sequels Battle
Lines
and Sweet Victory
href="http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/challnge.htm">http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/challnge.htm />
href="http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/battle.htm"
>http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/battle.htm />
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/sweetvic.htm

Morgan Looking for Kathryn
http://www.angelfire.com/id2/morgan/Looking1.html

Oboebyrd Space Turtles (whole cast)
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=608664

Penny Proctor Revisionist History
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ejvoyager/revisionist_history.htm

Renegade and Siobhan Allegiances and Disclosures />http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/allegiances.htm
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/disclose.htm

Dave Rogers The Virtue Series (non J/C)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1380/fanfic.html#Virtues

Sam Glass Houses
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Sam6.html

Sam Sandcastles
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Sam11.html

Sandra K. Until We Meet Again
http://www.geocities.com/coilxcept/until.html

Shayenne Married Quarters
http://www.koffeeklub.net/shayenne/quarters.htm

Diane Running Horse Smith Manipulations
http://members.tripod.com/~dianerhsmith/manipulations.html

Suz She Goes On
http://members.tripod.com/~SuzVoy/jcfics/goeson.html

Suz and Jules The Dark is Rising
http://members.aol.com/yatokahc/TDIR.html

Sylvia K. Saved by a Kiss
http://home.snafu.de/sylvia.kloessing/sylvia/saved.html

Tam Walking a Thin Line
http://voyagercat.brinkster.net/story/thinline.htm

vanhunks Fire Dance
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/6253/fire.htm

vanhunks Strangers When We Meet
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/6253/

Visigoth Heavy Rain
http://www.geocities.com/goth_vs/heavy_rain.htm

Deborah L. Wells Burning Thistles Among Thorns
Available at Trekiverse: href="http://www.trekiverse.org/">http://www.trekiverse.org/ or
through href="http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Deborah+Wells+Burning+Thistles+Among+Thorns+group:alt.startrek.creative&num=100&hl=en&lr=&scoring=d&filter=0">Google groups

Jim Wright Best of Both Girls
http://www.treknews.com/deltablues/voyfiction.html#BoBG

Your Cruise Director Cloudy
http://www.littlereview.com/fanfic/ycd/cloudy.htm

Your Cruise Director, Libra471, and Shayenne Once and Future Captain
http://www.koffeeklub.net/shayenne/onceandfuture.htm

Favorite Fanfics

May 29th, 2002

Jade pointed me to this unscientific collection of favorite fanfics at the J/C Index message board. The focus is on J/C, since they’re the Most Beloved Couple of Trek Time, but there are crewfics listed as well.

Someone took a poll that was, I think, restricted to five favorite fics (with no author overlap) per respondent, and made a list of them. You can see some influence of the AAA in there, as to what people have been reading lately, and some general J/C tendencies, but if, say, Zendom wanted to do a best-of list, this approach would certainly be worth consideration, maybe with a restriction that only fic that got on more than one person’s list made the final collection.

The list got interesting reactions, starting with the disappointment of someone who didn’t make the cut. To summarize for those of you low on message-board time: that author complained, mildly, that she wasn’t mentioned on the list. Someone else suggested that said author wasn’t quite up to the level of the all-time Voy favorites. Other participants called such constructive criticism cruel, objected to the existence of such a list at all, expressed dismay at a proposal of more fic discussion, and maligned a children’s book author who dared judge fanfic. There were some lovely snarks along the way, as well as a classic threat to leave fandom.

It was an exemplary tempest in a teapot, but in the end, the only good outcome is the list itself. Maybe I’ll read a few (or at least re-read The Best of Both Girls), to feed the muse.

Jade Making Waves

May 28th, 2002

My lovely hostee and underemployed beta reader, Jade East, has won a couple of awards for her story, Carpet of Blossoms:

Ripples Romance Ripples Overall

Care and Feeding of the Muse

May 28th, 2002

It was a productive weekend all around. The muse spent more time than I would have wanted on the Spuffyfic - not that I object to fanfic, but the issue of what to do with a human Spike has already stopped the fic in its tracks. I could have told her that would happen.

The Wrong Novel got a bit more done to it, and another stray short story is actually shaping up on the storiness front - it doesn’t sound like much, but the word counts were surprising whenever I did them. The Seven Saga, on the other hand, was a complete non-starter. Chapter one has made no progress towards storiness.

I chalk it all up to muse fodder - she can’t ignore a dramatic scene of a demon turning Spike into a human (no, not an ensouled vamp, a human), no matter how problematic the de-Spiking of Spike will be for the fic she’s tossing at me. On the other hand, she can’t write VOY when there is no VOY to watch, no matter how many high-flown plans for Seven of Nine we had once, the muse and I. The muse needs inspiration. She needs fic to toy with and rethink and do slightly differently, or just to see what hasn’t been done so she can give it a try herself.

I could make up for the lack of screen VOY inspiration with fanfic VOY, if I had the time, but it’s not like I’m overlooking a flood of current VOY in ASC. I’d have to go back to reading the J/C Index or Trekiverse from before my time in order to find NEW2JEMI fic. I could make a public pronouncement that I’m giving up fanfic altogether - I hear that’s a good way get a flagging muse back into production - but I’m not desperate enough to use reverse psychology on her, yet.

Messing with the Yellow

May 26th, 2002

Did I mention the novel recs are up at zendom? Also, if the blog looks weird, it’s because I played with the stylesheet a bit. I still need to force Verdana, but otherwise, it’s almost fully feng-shuied.

The muse, having been given an entire weekend to work on The Wrong Novel, decided it was well past time to write some Spuffy fic. (Spoilers warning: Look away! Look away!) Now that Spike’s all cuddly and human (not a poofter ensouled vamp, human), the muse is dying to play with him. There is a downside to the redemption of Spike, though - what are we going to do with another loser weakling dude in the crew? That’s Xander’s role, and he’s not going to want to share it with William the Wussy. So I’m stuck in the middle of my all human, all the time Spuffy episode addition. Back to the novel…